Gazette

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Amputated foothills of idle hands is no more.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the Southeast.

Yesterday evening, 5 citizens did not reach their house in time. Caught up by the zombies during the attack, they had no chance. Some pieces were even found on the north wall. Some testimonies say that residents would have shouted "Run, Forrest, run!" before bursting into laughter and locking themselves in their house. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

Fun fact: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † jmjms: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the West.

Curfew applies to everyone. Also for † Deuteronomy and † Axel - you get that now.

A sterling effort from † lucario_blanco who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though ! I'm just saying...

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in South.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 1710 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in East.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Listen to this, as of yesterday, † ZeronGX is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Another topic: it is rumored that Ashji96 and lucario_blanco were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the North.

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

This night West was swept by strong winds.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Bernard. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about StupidPotato) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 410 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

With around 440 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Deuteronomy, a sceptical citizen.

Alternatively: nobody lifted a finger to help the 5 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

A dry spell in town (if you know what I mean). 2 citizens died from dehydration during the night... What an organisation...

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Listen to this, i meant to tell you, 4 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... We won't last long, I tell you.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the southern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

I don't know what you think, but it looks to me like Zynkolnzefoba filled the bank with useless crap yesterday.

Dear citizens, nobody lifted a finger to help the 5 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.