Gazette

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

As of yesterday, † Tikktak is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it... Some say this, others say that...

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Another topic: 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... We won't last long, I tell you.

CaptainRinny and Eintagsfliege were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Dear citizens, water shortages are expensive, 3 citizens dried out properly in town yesterday. Or did they just "forget" to collect their ration? Better go and check.

This morning, Mortek wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Frostmonarch would have explained.

A fair amount of skulduggery by Frostmonarch, who was rummaging around in the bank yesterday... Take a look at the register...