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This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards West.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

We all remember the fun we had the day ShaiGilgeousAlexander christened the terrapin who lived in the town, "Sheba"... I'm sorry to report that Sheba was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure ShaiGilgeousAlexander would appreciate a short message of support.

We never thought we'd see the day : † Silk killed themselves yesterday. They had been banging their head off walls and eating sand for days rather than drinking their ration of water...

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in North-East.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Yesterday evening, the whole South-East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

This morning, Lirux wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Kthuwulhuwu would have explained.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in West.

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † Mollz last night... However, nobody has explained why. Serren commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

Yesterday evening, the whole North was the scene of several weather anomalies.

This morning, HectorII wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Serren would have explained.

In other news: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † MichaelC: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the East.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Gigantor. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Knut99) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Some noticed that † Knightmare was really under the weather yesterday. So much so, in fact, that he opted to commit suicide.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Heavy squalls swept through the entire South-West overnight.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

This night South was swept by strong winds.

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † souloftaco1 last night... However, nobody has explained why. Kthuwulhuwu commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

Alternatively: we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † Rinchje for some time. That's nonsense...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in East.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Kthuwulhuwu, a sceptical citizen.

A sterling effort from † DaddyGiantD who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

A severe storm erupted last night in the West.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

A little bit of gossip for the road: nice wave of suicides yesterday, 2 candidates, and none failed. At least they did that...

This night North-East was swept by strong winds.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Abandoned in the desert, the 4 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return.

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

bayernplayer and souloftaco1 were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

Several objects suspiciously went "missing" from the bank yesterday. Witnesses report that it was down to Silk, but others are talking about MountainMan.

A little clarification on the mysterious message left by † Fartugin: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...