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Also, we should move a little; our inability to build sufficient defenses claimed the lives of 7 citizens last night. As a reminder, the zombies were near 3000 during this assault.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to JimNes, a sceptical citizen.

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

It is rumored that Inoqi and JimNes were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

With around 1380 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Another topic: we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † fedboy for some time.

We all remember the fun we had the day NinjaPastryLives christened the labradoodle who lived in the town, "Toast"... I'm sorry to report that Toast was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure NinjaPastryLives would appreciate a short message of support.

Funny story, yesterday, † ratattack finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

For your information: it is rumored that Oakley and ratattack were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 630 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to u1712113570, a sceptical citizen.

For your information: still no news from † typhonist, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Still no news from the 2 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added RemusEverlost, ironically.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Good to know: 2 of your fellow citizens likely got turned into zombie chow last night. We haven't anything from them in several hours...

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 230 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

For your information: 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

Zeranual spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

For your information: Dehydration took the lives of 2 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha... We won't last long, I tell you.

RemusEverlost and Oakley were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Importantly: the 3 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

Several objects suspiciously went "missing" from the bank yesterday. Witnesses report that it was down to Highfrog, but others are talking about Francis1029.

Still no news from the 6 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added JimNes, ironically.