Gazette

Poor † Zebravis, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic Korra mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner".

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

It is rumored that Zebravis and Korra were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Hpnoshar spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Likewise: as of yesterday, † KuniHDT is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

"They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Cascainho this morning, talking about the 2 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours... That was close.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

No sign of † Chabolero in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then... Well I say that...

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Good to know: if you think the water tastes funny, maybe it's been spiked with poison. Just like † PandaJ yesterday, whose suspicious death has raised many questions...

A peaceful night in town. The 560 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

For your information: "They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Kadronk this morning, talking about the 2 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours...

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 500 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Dear citizens, † Dragon1008 hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

No news from † Aenora in the several hours prior to my writing this.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

This morning, TheSilence wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Hpnoshar would have explained.

With around 60 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

I meant to tell you, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

The 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

If you take a look at the register, you'll see that KuniHDT has spent a considerable amount of time at the bank... Yeah - I said it!...

The ever-vigilant Xialnac informed us of the disappearance of 3 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss".