Gazette

We all remember the fun we had the day test565676768 christened the meerkat who lived in the town, "Bernard"... I'm sorry to report that Bernard was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure test565676768 would appreciate a short message of support.

I meant to tell you, 3 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...