Gazette

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Revolting parish of lightning is no more.

There were roughly 0 zombies surrounding the town last night ! Some managed to breach the walls, an influx which cost us 9 good people. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

Poor † ppt, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic Raizu mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner".

With around 1470 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Everyone heard † Sorejid screaming when they were being torn apart by the zombies. Evidently nobody tried to help. Survival instinct. Will you be able to sleep at night now?

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the eastern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim. Pfff...

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Facts and figures: the danger continues to grow in the desert, as † simbary found out to their cost. Don't go out alone anymore! Come on, believe me.

Durazen and simbary were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

We don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † BikiniBodhi for some time. Well I say that...

With around 410 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Shinsui, a sceptical citizen.

I meant to tell you, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

This morning, hege celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

A little bit of gossip for the road: the citizens clearly decided to leave † jhdxr to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

This morning, simbary celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

† Ahri's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Facts and figures: still no news from the 3 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added CaptainObvious, ironically. That was close.

With around 50 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

"They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Durazen this morning, talking about the 2 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours...

Having perused the register, I feel obliged to inform you that Sorejid is having fun with our hard-earned resources...

We have no news of our 4 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses. What an organisation...