Gazette

a big fiasco: 3 dead at our place last night! A massacre to which must be added the broken skull of a pet found stuck in the Gate. That was close.

Fun fact: † lotski2 hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

By the way, your seer and resident mystic, the shaman died last night. His soul will reincarnate in one of the survivors.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Good to know: † Jonathan's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think? Well I say that...

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to lotski2, a sceptical citizen.

Funny story, yesterday, † Voltaren finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

This morning, Tanebel celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

A little bit of gossip for the road: still no news from † zuni, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

No news from † DevilRoger in the several hours prior to my writing this.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Good to know: still no news from the 2 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Parzival, ironically.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 290 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

I counted 2 suicides yesterday. In the end, it seems that maybe the danger isn't outside the gates... What have you done to them? What an organisation...

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

"You shouldn't go out", Parzival warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 2 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned... We won't last long, I tell you.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to lotski2, a sceptical citizen.

A little bit of gossip for the road: nobody lifted a finger to help the 3 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.