Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

A severe storm erupted last night in the East.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Honorable colosseums is no more.

Heavy squalls swept through the entire South overnight.

A good night for our friends the hordes who devoured 9 citizens of our community. Joanne was heard saying: "That'll be the end of that then"...

Listen to this, further news: 2 citizens committed suicide yesterday. Nice place to live, isn't it?

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

Major sandstorms hit in the Southeast.

A peaceful night in town. The 1390 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Heavy squalls swept through the entire East overnight.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 1630 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Yesterday evening, the whole South-East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in West.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Likewise: it is rumored that AMINOS and DefenestrateMe were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Sandstorms have been recorded near South-East.

GoF75 spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Heavy squalls swept through the entire West overnight.

The alaskan malamute which was christened Carwash by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

It is rumored that Derpsmond and Matsuuu were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 380 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

In other news: the community wanted to spare † klak2nite from the horror of last night's attack, so they hanged him during the day.

This morning, AMINOS celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 90 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

A peaceful night in town. The 50 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Good to know: 3 of your fellow citizens likely got turned into zombie chow last night. We haven't anything from them in several hours...

It seems cliche decided to dump all their random findings in our bank. It's quality we need here, not quantity, cliche...

A little clarification on the mysterious message left by † Slyminxy: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside... I'm just saying...