Gazette

Jour	Le Cadavre Enchainé	Zombies	Défenses	Morts	Points
10	Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † Wonderercoool last night... However, nobody has explained why. nevera commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries". Importantly: no news from † Kermit in the several hours prior to my writing this.	1 424	1 256	Wonderercoool	298
9	It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night. If you're wondering what the dangers are if you become infected, you should take a look at † hahyil's body. They died in their bed last night. Well I say that...	786	955	Kermit	274
8	It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 600 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses. Importantly: some of our nearest and, dare I say, dearest were trapped outside last night in the cold and lonely wastelands. There has been no sign of them since the attack... there's little or no chance of seeing them again... Pfff...	597	870	Fireman_uy hahyil	250
7	It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 520 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.	523	660	Magpie StupidPotato	225
6	A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall. Still no news from the 3 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Kermit, ironically.	321	451		198
5	Furthermore, horde food shortage: 240 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well. Likewise: someone obviously didn't like † Fan2Bagar. The poison that was mixed into his food yesterday was extremely effective.	242	351	Crypted CalicoDeadSun Biosha	169
4	Fan2Bagar spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night. † TokioDrift hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...	147	198	Fitzherbet Opti2Baz	140
3	The kitten which was christened Bernard by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today... Listen to this, 3 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.	94	140	TokioDrift	108
2	Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving... Still no news from † factoryman942, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.	29	132	twofaceisme Wolf Asdryu Termineitron	74
1	Having perused the register, I feel obliged to inform you that Eomdor is having fun with our hard-earned resources...	27	96	factoryman942	39