Gazette

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Bernard. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about xBabuls) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Nobody lifted a finger to help the 2 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

We all remember the fun we had the day Kemxu christened the capybara who lived in the town, "Vartan"... I'm sorry to report that Vartan was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Kemxu would appreciate a short message of support.

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 50 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim. We won't last long, I tell you.

It should be noted that the 4 pointless deaths last night could have been avoided if someone had closed the gates! Will someone take this responsibility? Parzival?

We'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 9 of them.