Gazette

Josemaba22 and amber were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Yesterday evening, the whole East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

It is rumored that Selvalanch and Bubbles were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in South-West.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

As of yesterday, † TheFox is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

Good to know: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † LegionVex: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the West.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

No news from † Superman in the several hours prior to my writing this.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the West.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 520 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Fun fact: no news from † Hilrof in the several hours prior to my writing this.

Major sandstorms hit in the Northeast.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Funnily enough: nobody seemed to notice † PalimPalimPalim's depression, which got too much for him and he chose to end it all rather than continue living with you...

Yesterday evening, the whole South was the scene of several weather anomalies.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to SaltySam, a sceptical citizen.

Facts and figures: "They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed amber this morning, talking about the 2 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours...

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Good news, my friends! There is a traitor in our midst. As if the midnight zombie massive wasn't enough, we now need to worry about danger coming from within the town walls. Yesterday, † Thasherpman was murdered. ricin poisoning. Fellow citizens, it is time to panic!

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

† SsSnekky's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Dehydration took the lives of 4 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

A peaceful night in town. The 70 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Importantly: † webwanderj's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

I don't know what you think, but it looks to me like PalimPalimPalim filled the bank with useless crap yesterday.

The 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.