Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Superior hillside is no more.

Forgetting how for a moment, a small band of zombies got past our defenses last night. 9 citizens paid for this mistake with their lives.

2 of your fellow citizens likely got turned into zombie chow last night. We haven't anything from them in several hours...

Curfew applies to everyone. Also for † ParagonDeku and † Milik - you get that now.

† Snap's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

A peaceful night in town. The 2400 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

This morning, Tomas celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 2500 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 1370 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

For your information: the citizens clearly decided to leave † MarineFury to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

With around 1320 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 950 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Breaking News: we'll never hear from † Akiyama again, as he decided to escape the zombie hordes by committing suicide.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

A peaceful night in town. The 800 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Frostmonarch, a sceptical citizen.

2 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Vartan. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about SombriAcius) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Another topic: no news from † Entropie in the several hours prior to my writing this.

A peaceful night in town. The 360 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Importantly: some noticed that † Angui was really under the weather yesterday. So much so, in fact, that he opted to commit suicide.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Vartan. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about MarineFury) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Breaking News: water shortages are expensive, 2 citizens dried out properly in town yesterday. Or did they just "forget" to collect their ration? Better go and check. We won't last long, I tell you.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

It is rumored that WololoCB and SombriAcius were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

The labradoodle which was christened Sheba by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A little bit of gossip for the road: the 3 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

It seems Knut99 decided to dump all their random findings in our bank. It's quality we need here, not quantity, Knut99...

2 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE. That was close.