Gazette

Some citizens witnessed a strange event... It could be said that the zombies came exclusively for † gacho last night. They carried the body all the way to the construction site before the dismembering began!

With around 1320 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Everyone heard † killaz screaming when they were being torn apart by the zombies. Evidently nobody tried to help. Survival instinct. Will you be able to sleep at night now?

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot K'mere. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Aralation) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

This morning, spaceover celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Good to know: nobody lifted a finger to help the 2 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.

Nobody knows the reason for it, but it seems like † YUORKI lost the plot last night. Several citizens report having seen them running around naked outside during the attack! One thing explains the other...

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Oh, before you go, yesterday, † xFireblaze finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration. I'm just saying...

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 210 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Importantly: some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Breaking News: Dehydration took the lives of 2 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

This morning, u1712113570 wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Breaker would have explained.

Besides that: i meant to tell you, 5 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Facts and figures: no sign of † zegawa in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

Check out how many times gcalcinha was seen helping themselves from the bank like it was a free buffet. 55 times yesterday alone.

Besides that: the community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 4 citizens in the desert last night.