Gazette
Jour | Le Cadavre Enchainé | Zombies | Défenses | Etat | Morts |
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14 | The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number... |
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13 | Poor † Gwendalen, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic CrimsonBlade mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner". |
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12 | A peaceful night in town. The 1440 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report. |
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11 | Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 1300 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully. |
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10 | No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Synj, a sceptical citizen. |
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9 | We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of. |
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8 | The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well. |
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7 | It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night. |
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6 | No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction. |
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5 | Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 390 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully. |
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4 | A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall. |
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3 | CrimsonBlade and labzja were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night. |
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2 | We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of. |
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1 | I don't know what you think, but it looks to me like george filled the bank with useless crap yesterday. |
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