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Yesterday evening, 3 citizens did not reach their house in time. Caught up by the zombies during the attack, they had no chance. Some pieces were even found on the north wall. Some testimonies say that residents would have shouted "Run, Forrest, run!" before bursting into laughter and locking themselves in their house. That was close.

For your information: † Yabai hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in South-West.

Last night's bloodbath was brought to you by the number of dead citizens, 6, and by the letters F, M and L.

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in North.

No investigation necessary: the blood in the street is † chiquito. It looks like that was who the zombies were really after...

Heavy squalls swept through the entire East overnight.

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † hege last night... However, nobody has explained why. elsb commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-West.

The toyger which was christened Chas by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Good to know: no news from † Goldfox in the several hours prior to my writing this. Well I say that...

A severe storm erupted last night in the Northwest.

† joe ran out of luck last night. That aside, it was a tranquil night in town...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

A peaceful night in town. The 520 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Another topic: a dry spell in town (if you know what I mean). 2 citizens died from dehydration during the night...

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Dear citizens, listen to this, the bloated thing at † sp3rx's house is † sp3rx, whose infection was particularly invasive.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 450 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 220 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

† R3IGN hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 200 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

This morning, Sihky celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Fun fact: water shortages are expensive, 5 citizens dried out properly in town yesterday. Or did they just "forget" to collect their ration? Better go and check.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Breaking News: abandoned in the desert, the 3 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return. What an organisation...

The Bank is looking quite healthy, mostly thanks to Sihky who brought back a decent selection of trinkets for the troops yesterday...

Some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there... Pfff...