Gazette

No one really seems to mourn the death of † SleepyCthulhu and † kirito. They were probably not the most popular in town. That was close.

Oh, before you go, yesterday, † Elijah finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in East.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in North-West.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Let's highlight: it is rumored that Morgaine and Edelweis were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in East.

The meerkat which was christened Christian by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in North.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

For your information: some noticed that † DefenestrateMe was really under the weather yesterday. So much so, in fact, that he opted to commit suicide.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the East.

The zombies didn't bother with the niceties last night... all that remains of † Ryogus is a jawbone and some crushed organs which were found near the wall. Come on, smile! They were the only victim, it could have been kirito!

Breaking News: † Kermit hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

Major sandstorms hit in the South.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Kermit, a sceptical citizen.

Water shortages are expensive, 2 citizens dried out properly in town yesterday. Or did they just "forget" to collect their ration? Better go and check. Pfff...

This night North was swept by strong winds.

Nobody knows the reason for it, but it seems like † Raine lost the plot last night. Several citizens report having seen them running around naked outside during the attack! One thing explains the other...

Another topic: Dehydration took the lives of 3 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha... That was close.

Yesterday evening, the whole North was the scene of several weather anomalies.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Alternatively: i meant to tell you, 7 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards West.

A peaceful night in town. The 80 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

MisterMog provided some news which are maybe to be taken with a pinch of salt. Basically, according to them, Elijah was seen sneaking around near the bank all day yesterday... What were they doing? Mysterious...

Some of our nearest and, dare I say, dearest were trapped outside last night in the cold and lonely wastelands. There has been no sign of them since the attack... there's little or no chance of seeing them again...