Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Hellish coast is no more.

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † JackOfBlades last night... However, nobody has explained why. Pmurk commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

Everyone clearly chose to hide in their homes rather than help † skhr80s, who was the only person to die in last night's attack. Community spirit - that's what we like to see...

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 880 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

As of yesterday, † Ten is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Let's highlight: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † Kemxu: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Funny story, yesterday, † Legionnaire finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the eastern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Click. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Zelph) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Another topic: it is rumored that BadRedMan and Gaarth84 were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

With around 120 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Listen to this, † Talos's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think? Well I say that...

This morning, Vhalstein celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Fun fact: 5 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... What an organisation...

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Dear citizens, "You shouldn't go out", billeybob250 warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 3 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned...

Having perused the register, I feel obliged to inform you that billeybob250 is having fun with our hard-earned resources...

We don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † Miudo for some time. That's nonsense...