Gazette

No earth-shattering news to report following last night's attack. Only 4 citizens were killed. Elfenix, who survived, offered his support and condolences to those close to the victims. Altruism? Irony? Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

Breaking News: no sign of † Showtime in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

† Elypsia was found stone dead in their house this morning. Only problem is... it wasn't a zombie that was responsible... So, who could have done this?

For your information: with few regret, † AntoaneM passed away tonight from his addiction. "Honestly, it's not a big loss" commented AdeptMicrobe. What an organisation...

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

The citizens clearly decided to leave † Joucha to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

AdeptMicrobe and Saitama were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Funnily enough: some of our nearest and, dare I say, dearest were trapped outside last night in the cold and lonely wastelands. There has been no sign of them since the attack... there's little or no chance of seeing them again... What an organisation...

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Let's highlight: still no news from the 2 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Saitama, ironically. What an organisation...

The alaskan malamute which was christened Ernie by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

This morning, Showtime wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." MaxS would have explained.

A little clarification on the mysterious message left by † Synj: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Luath. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Showtime) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Another topic: funny story, yesterday, † dbb finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 390 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

For your information: we have no news of our 2 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

A little bit of gossip for the road: Dehydration took the lives of 3 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 120 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

7 citizens forgot that without water, they wouldn't survive for long. More deaths by dehydration tomorrow? Pfff...

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Besides that: we have no news of our 4 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses. We won't last long, I tell you.

AntoaneM provided some news which are maybe to be taken with a pinch of salt. Basically, according to them, sexoooooo was seen sneaking around near the bank all day yesterday... What were they doing? Mysterious...

Alternatively: we have no news of our 2 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.