Gazette

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

In other news: everyone will be happy to hear that † nevera died from their infection.

Gali0n spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Don't bother starting any private investigations. If you want to know who killed † BadRedMan yesterday (curare poisoning), I firmly believe it was Wood. I can't say too much on the subject, but let's just say that I have my sources. Treachery and treason - there's always an excuse for it. Ban the traitor! That's nonsense...

By the way, your seer and resident mystic, the shaman died last night. His soul will reincarnate in one of the survivors.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 370 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Let's highlight: with few regret, † Kraky passed away tonight from his addiction. "Honestly, it's not a big loss" commented LeClownQuiRit.

This morning, Pororororo celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

2 citizens have gone too far. Or not far enough. Whatever the case, the community decided to make them vanish yesterday. That's nonsense...

LeClownQuiRit and Pmurk were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Likewise: the 3 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

We all remember the fun we had the day Bacchus christened the abnormally large rat who lived in the town, "K'mere"... I'm sorry to report that K'mere was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Bacchus would appreciate a short message of support.

Listen to this, no sign of † BadSteele in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then... Come on, believe me.

On the register, look how many times Noobmaster69 has been meddling with the stocks in the bank. Did someone say suspicious?

We'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 3 of them.