Gazette

The zombies didn't bother with the niceties last night... all that remains of † MonkyDKev is a jawbone and some crushed organs which were found at the eastern wall. Come on, smile! They were the only victim, it could have been geemyaan!

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † Nerevar last night... However, nobody has explained why. amperium commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

One of the 1530 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection... That's nonsense...

This morning, Fleeples wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." geemyaan would have explained.

Good to know: † Jwitch's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Nerevar, a sceptical citizen.

It is rumored that YellowPuff and killaz were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

We all remember the fun we had the day Fleeples christened the abnormally large rat who lived in the town, "Trousers"... I'm sorry to report that Trousers was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Fleeples would appreciate a short message of support.

uksdoo and vector were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Good to know: † NavyThundrRanger won't annoy anyone anymore, especially when he's currently dangling from the end of a rope... We don't mess around here!

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Galoldriel, a sceptical citizen.

A dry spell in town (if you know what I mean). 5 citizens died from dehydration during the night...

With around 70 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Listen to this, forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the southern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Alternatively: forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals Drawn made at the bank. Judge for yourselves.

No sign of † Cretsi in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...