Gazette

A night just like any other in hell. Our defenses repelled some of the attackers, but some others made it through near the wall. 11 dead. Pfff...

Some say that the death of † Void was not down to luck... the only victim last night... Could someone among us have provoked their death?

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 1710 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

For your information: we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † Oakley for some time. Some say this, others say that...

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the northern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

With around 1130 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 1150 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

Still no news from † dead2game, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Besides that: † Murtles has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 420 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Let's highlight: † Tenauz has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday.

This morning, Elmoticon wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Dragon1008 would have explained.

Dear citizens, † Wuxia's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

We all remember the fun we had the day Slyminxy christened the meerkat who lived in the town, "Carwash"... I'm sorry to report that Carwash was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Slyminxy would appreciate a short message of support.

Funnily enough: some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there... That was close.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 140 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

With around 90 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

According to Murtles who was interviewed at the great wall this morning, the 4 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. What an organisation...

On the register, look how many times Dragon1008 has been meddling with the stocks in the bank. Did someone say suspicious?

Fun fact: according to Korra who was interviewed at the great wall this morning, the 6 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned.