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This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The zombies broke through our walls this evening taking advantage of a loophole in the north wall... Some houses held up. Others not... 5 dead. Without appeal. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Gigantor. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Mot1on) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

† bayernplayer hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 510 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

A little bit of gossip for the road: funny story, yesterday, † Propagandalf finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Sheba. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Tanebel) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Big party in town last night after the hanging of † Fan2Bagar. That's the first social event we've had in ages.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 370 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Funnily enough: good news, my friends! There is a traitor in our midst. As if the midnight zombie massive wasn't enough, we now need to worry about danger coming from within the town walls. Yesterday, † Yejeb was murdered. botulinum toxin poisoning. Fellow citizens, it is time to panic! I'm just saying...

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

Yesterday, † Moutonkibele did something properly for the first time - and the last... He ended his life in a... pretty violent fashion.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 100 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Funnily enough: "They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Fan2Bagar this morning, talking about the 2 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours...

Last night's bloodbath was brought to you by the number of dead citizens, 5, and by the letters F, M and L.

Listen to this, the ever-vigilant Tacomen informed us of the disappearance of 3 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss".