Gazette

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 510 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

This morning, RadiateurFou wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Flouck would have explained.

Besides that: † F4lcon's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

Dehydration took the lives of 2 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

RadiateurFou and Firestar were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Facts and figures: 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

We all remember the fun we had the day SolidBen christened the kitten who lived in the town, "Ernie"... I'm sorry to report that Ernie was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure SolidBen would appreciate a short message of support.

I meant to tell you, 4 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

There was blood in the streets this morning belonging to last night's victims. The horde got past our walls.

Besides that: nobody lifted a finger to help the 3 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.