Gazette

Day	The News Corpse	Zombies	Defenses	Deaths	Points
11	The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Horrifying chasm is no more.	1 674	878	OverTheTaupe	153
10	Curfew applies to everyone. Also for † Hyy and † Wolf - you get that now. Another topic: as of yesterday, † Yugian is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...	1 332	871	Wolf Hyy	151
9	The horrifying assault last night cost the lives of 5 people. Around 1240 zombies! The violence witnessed during this most recent attack leaves us expecting the worst...	1 240	820	Ammonia george Mozzarella Parzival Magnum Cliath BananaHammock mowino Yugian	147
8	No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances... For your information: oh, before you go, yesterday, † Jwitch finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.	667	782		138
7	It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night. Oh, before you go, yesterday, † Cookieman finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.	792	732	Jwitch	125
6	No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances... Funnily enough: "You shouldn't go out", Mozzarella warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 2 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned... Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!	450	602	Cookieman Ollie	112
5	A peaceful night in town. The 340 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.	336	291	MeusMoo legatusrevan Schrödinger	98
4	N.C.	N.C.	N.C.		82
3	This morning, Ammonia celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained. Dehydration took the lives of 3 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing. By the way, your seer and resident mystic, the shaman died last night. His soul will reincarnate in one of the survivors.	65	105	StupidPotato Epsilon Tomas	63
2	Isseon spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night. Importantly: other than that, the smell in the town this morning is due to † SombriAcius who died from a generalised infection. Could someone please get rid of the body?	28	80	JustARat beinliu hahyil Mori Mangoqueen PanquecUBGE Isseon WololoCB	44
1	The Bank is looking quite healthy, mostly thanks to WololoCB who brought back a decent selection of trinkets for the troops yesterday... Let's highlight: the community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 8 citizens in the desert last night.	30	87	SombriAcius Seouless	22