Gazette

a big fiasco: 10 dead at our place last night! A massacre to which must be added the broken skull of a pet found stuck in the Gate.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

In other news: no news from † Dirty_Sanchez in the several hours prior to my writing this.

Curfew applies to everyone. Also for † YellowPuff and † KrisTheThing - you get that now. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

With few regret, † Jazzycat passed away tonight from his addiction. "Honestly, it's not a big loss" commented Kashigawa.

† Intruder was found stone dead in their house this morning. Only problem is... it wasn't a zombie that was responsible... So, who could have done this?

AlexGardiner spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

The zombies didn't bother with the niceties last night... all that remains of † concedo is a jawbone and some crushed organs which were found on our weakly secured flank. Come on, smile! They were the only victim, it could have been Knut99!

The zombies didn't bother with the niceties last night... all that remains of † Kthulhu is a jawbone and some crushed organs which were found near the well. Come on, smile! They were the only victim, it could have been evilpikachu!

Dear citizens, yesterday, † Alterra did something properly for the first time - and the last... He ended his life in a... pretty violent fashion.

A peaceful night in town. The 2300 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Funnily enough: † Legionnaire hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

Scarsick and Intruder were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

In other news: the danger continues to grow in the desert, as † Espianegro2131 found out to their cost. Don't go out alone anymore!

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 1440 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

A sterling effort from † Symek who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though ! Some say this, others say that...

A peaceful night in town. The 1000 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

A little bit of gossip for the road: no sign of † MxKnight in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then... Come on, believe me.

This morning, Symek wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Zajcek would have explained.

Breaking News: we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † GrunCrow for some time.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Vartan. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Kashigawa) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

It is rumored that Basac and Espianegro2131 were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

concedo spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

We'll never hear from † Bacchus again, as he decided to escape the zombie hordes by committing suicide.

The abnormally large rat which was christened Click by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A little bit of gossip for the road: it is rumored that Elypsia and Zajcek were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Showtime, a sceptical citizen.

It is rumored that Thanatos and Elypsia were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

The 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now. What an organisation...

The abnormally large rat which was christened Chas by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Abandoned in the desert, the 2 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return. What an organisation...

Check out how many times MxKnight was seen helping themselves from the bank like it was a free buffet. 74 times yesterday alone.

Likewise: we'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 2 of them.