Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This night North-East was swept by strong winds.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-West.

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Dreadful headland is no more.

A severe storm erupted last night in the Northeast.

Yesterday evening, 3 citizens did not reach their house in time. Caught up by the zombies during the attack, they had no chance. Some pieces were even found on the north wall. Some testimonies say that residents would have shouted "Run, Forrest, run!" before bursting into laughter and locking themselves in their house.

Fun fact: good news, my friends! There is a traitor in our midst. As if the midnight zombie massive wasn't enough, we now need to worry about danger coming from within the town walls. Yesterday, † marcelencio was murdered. mercury poisoning. Fellow citizens, it is time to panic! That's nonsense...

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the East.

Our defenses were tested last night! Some zombies used a load of garbage to get into the town not far from the great southern wall. Result: 4 citizens dead. That was close.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the North.

† CalebTemple83 ran out of luck last night. That aside, it was a tranquil night in town...

Sandstorms have been recorded near North.

This morning, MSTMrShowTime wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Smeer would have explained.

It is rumored that Smeer and Megadeth were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

A severe storm erupted last night in the Southeast.

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

Good to know: as of yesterday, † asreal is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it... Come on, believe me.

Yesterday evening, the whole North-East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Sandstorms have been recorded near West.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in East.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

The 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-East.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Importantly: don't bother starting any private investigations. If you want to know who killed † Hayley yesterday (curare poisoning), I firmly believe it was Matsurini. I can't say too much on the subject, but let's just say that I have my sources. Treachery and treason - there's always an excuse for it. Ban the traitor!

Yesterday evening, the whole South was the scene of several weather anomalies.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 560 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

The danger continues to grow in the desert, as † Slyminxy found out to their cost. Don't go out alone anymore! Well I say that...

With around 290 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Slyminxy and Pishin were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Good to know: no sign of † Sashimi in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then... I'm just saying...

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Alternatively: some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there...

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 30 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals Pishin made at the bank. Judge for yourselves.

In other news: † Maximux has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday.