Gazette

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Grave estate is no more.

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

Listen to this, no sign of † Wok in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

Also, we should move a little; our inability to build sufficient defenses claimed the lives of 9 citizens last night. As a reminder, the zombies were near 1180 during this assault. What an organisation...

If you're wondering what the dangers are if you become infected, you should take a look at † Seouless's body. They died in their bed last night. Come on, believe me.

Great job last night, the shaman and the guide of the world beyond are both dead so today might get a little monotonous. Tonight there will be a new election from among the survivors.

The capybara which was christened Trousers by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Alternatively: a sterling effort from † Birdmaster who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though ! I'm just saying...

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 310 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

† Cookieman hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Another topic: we'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 3 of them.

This morning, LEBABEL celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

A little bit of gossip for the road: "Goodbye, boring world...", † RainbowLemon was probably thinking. Anyway, he did the zombie job and committed suicide.

A peaceful night in town. The 40 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

The town decided to hang † Humilis yesterday. It took three attempts, as he had a particularly strong neck. That's nonsense...

Wok calmly helped themselves to whatever they wanted in the bank without being disturbed by anyone. Except perhaps Firestar who said: "I can fix this, I'll go to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...".

5 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.