Gazette

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Gruesome caverns is no more.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

A terrible night for the city. The living dead slaughtered 8 members of our community in the attack. Maybe you want to take another look at our defenses before tonight...

In other news: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † soniabcd: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in South.

The fat hamster which was christened Toast by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Major sandstorms hit in the East.

Curfew applies to everyone. Also for † Parzival and † Randomness - you get that now.

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the Southwest.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Sandstorms have been recorded near South-West.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to shooby25, a sceptical citizen.

A severe storm erupted last night in the South.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Importantly: as of yesterday, † Eryandon is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it... Come on, believe me.

Heavy squalls swept through the entire East overnight.

The labradoodle which was christened Click by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A little bit of gossip for the road: † Legionnaire has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-West.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Bernard. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Jaunedice) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Fun fact: still no news from † Balibalo, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the North.

This morning, u1712113570 wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." DracoMalfoy would have explained.

Facts and figures: the 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the South.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 60 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

Fun fact: i meant to tell you, 7 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to zeeb, a sceptical citizen.

"Goodbye, boring world...", † Martyro was probably thinking. Anyway, he did the zombie job and committed suicide.

If you take a look at the register, you'll see that MrBlownapart has spent a considerable amount of time at the bank... Yeah - I said it!...

Dear citizens, "You shouldn't go out", LaMiche warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 4 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned...