Boletín

No one really seems to mourn the death of † Vayle and † ParagonDeku. They were probably not the most popular in town.

Facts and figures: † F4lcon has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday.

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

F4lcon spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

With around 1470 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

As of yesterday, † funkykawing is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 920 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

In other news: † ParanoidSpy's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 570 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

† BananaHammock, sole victim of last night's attack. Enjoy hell... it can't be much worse than here...

The citizens clearly decided to leave † Mangoqueen to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart... Some say this, others say that...

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Alternatively: forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

We'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 2 of them.

This morning, F4lcon wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." killaz would have explained.

As of yesterday, † resevat is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it... Some say this, others say that...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Moutonkibele, a sceptical citizen.

If you take a look at the register, you'll see that SnarkyShaarky has spent a considerable amount of time at the bank... Yeah - I said it!...

Abandoned in the desert, the 4 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return.