Gazette

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Sweaty plaine of the curved eel is no more.

Major sandstorms hit in the Southeast.

There was blood in the streets this morning belonging to last night's victims. The horde got past our walls.

The community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 2 citizens in the desert last night. Pfff...

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in South-West.

The zombies didn't bother with the niceties last night... all that remains of † simbary is a jawbone and some crushed organs which were found nearby the vegetable garden. Come on, smile! They were the only victim, it could have been charles0039!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-West.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Major sandstorms hit in the South.

Yabai spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

A severe storm erupted last night in the West.

Nobody knows the reason for it, but it seems like † Wok lost the plot last night. Several citizens report having seen them running around naked outside during the attack! One thing explains the other...

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in North-West.

A peaceful night in town. The 1550 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the Southeast.

This morning, Sashimi wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." xupti would have explained.

Yesterday evening, the whole North-West was the scene of several weather anomalies.

This morning, Smeer wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Sashimi would have explained.

Major sandstorms hit in the Southwest.

xupti spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Importantly: no news from † robotco in the several hours prior to my writing this.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

One of the 610 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection... I'm just saying...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

As of yesterday, † jango is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

A severe storm erupted last night in the East.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Ernie. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Jwitch) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Alternatively: Dehydration took the lives of 2 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the East.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

2 of your fellow citizens likely got turned into zombie chow last night. We haven't anything from them in several hours... We won't last long, I tell you.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the East.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the northern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Check out how many times kirito was seen helping themselves from the bank like it was a free buffet. 44 times yesterday alone.

Likewise: the 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.