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This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Hellish mansion is no more.

A handful of zombies broke through our defenses on the north wall, without anyone knowing how... According to one of your neighbors, it would be a breach in the wall near his house. As luck would have it, 4 citizens died, but he didn't. Obviously, after the attack, this conscientious citizen carefully filled in this breach... Suspect eh?

Dear citizens, everyone laughed when † StupidPotato set out today in a quest to talk with the dead spirits. "My mediunistic capabilities will finally be proven useful! I'll bring back the tortured ether energies!". We will miss his stand-up shows on Fridays.

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

The abnormally large rat which was christened Carwash by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Everyone laughed when † Artoria set out today in a quest to talk with the dead spirits. "My mediunistic capabilities will finally be proven useful! I'll bring back the tortured ether energies!". We will miss his stand-up shows on Fridays.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

hahyil spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

"They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed CountChorizo this morning, talking about the 2 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours...

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 300 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Besides that: we have no news of our 4 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.

The defenses were insufficient last night. 9 citizens have paid for their lack of organization with their lives.

Dear citizens, † Drystan hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

By the way, your seer and resident mystic, the shaman died last night. His soul will reincarnate in one of the survivors.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

3 citizens forgot that without water, they wouldn't survive for long. More deaths by dehydration tomorrow? That was close.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Still no news from the 2 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Elmoticon, ironically.

If you take a look at the register, you'll see that Rotti has spent a considerable amount of time at the bank... Yeah - I said it!...

Funnily enough: forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the northern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim. What an organisation...