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Gazette

Jour Le Cadavre Enchainé Zombies Défenses Etat Morts Points
17

There were roughly 0 zombies surrounding the town last night ! Some managed to breach the walls, an influx which cost us 6 good people.

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the Southwest.

3 606 1 431 PalimPalimPalim
Superman
Zeromus
spellsman
skatarip
Gaurogar
Myr
471
16

Our defenses were tested last night! Some zombies used a misplaced ladder to get into the town at the northern wall. Result: 8 citizens dead.

Fun fact: our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

Sandstorms have been recorded near West.

3 324 2 083 chiniole
R3IGN
Spaceover
sokolman
TheRealHobo
Absln1
Gucci
Erlendur
463
15

Curfew applies to everyone. Also for phost and Schoubert - you get that now.

SteZie's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the South.

2 732 2 069 Schoubert
phost
Neroon
OverTheTaupe
446
14

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Bonham, a sceptical citizen.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in South-East.

2 185 1 881 Bonham
SteZie
427
13

With around 1850 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-East.

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12

Poor Aral, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic marcelencio mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner".

A severe storm erupted last night in the West.

1 934 1 511 CalebTemple83
Karoline
Aral
marcelencio
383
11

This morning, chiniole wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Gucci would have explained.

One of the 1380 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection...

1 381 1 230 Dexik 358
10

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

1 322 1 174 Hans_Landa 330
9

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Fun fact: with few regret, LEBABEL passed away tonight from his addiction. "Honestly, it's not a big loss" commented Absln1.

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8

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Zeromus, a sceptical citizen.

667 954 LEBABEL
^Jim-Bob
271
7

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Alternatively: still no news from Bacchus, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

461 530 TheLibrarian 241
6

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 500 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

498 471 Bacchus 209
5

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

242 390 gasparopods 176
4

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 260 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

John-Boy's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

261 295 142
3

A peaceful night in town. The 50 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Importantly: it is rumored that Myr and Gucci were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

52 221 John-Boy
Magnum
107
2

With around 90 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Fun fact: caution! A murderer is hiding among us! We found ChitaKillerdogg's body yesterday, who had been poisoned, probably with chlorotwin (don't ask me how I found that out). Who is the murderer?

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

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1

On the register, look how many times TheRealHobo has been meddling with the stocks in the bank. Did someone say suspicious?

We have no news of our 2 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.

26 110 ChitaKillerdogg 35