Gazette

The fat hamster which was christened Chas by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Good to know: Dehydration took the lives of 4 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

A little bit of gossip for the road: some of our nearest and, dare I say, dearest were trapped outside last night in the cold and lonely wastelands. There has been no sign of them since the attack... there's little or no chance of seeing them again... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

The Bank is looking quite healthy, mostly thanks to Ichnehmallemitunddichauchnoch who brought back a decent selection of trinkets for the troops yesterday...

Dear citizens, abandoned in the desert, the 8 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return. We won't last long, I tell you.