Gazette

Also, we should move a little; our inability to build sufficient defenses claimed the lives of 5 citizens last night. As a reminder, the zombies were near 1150 during this assault. That was close.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim. We won't last long, I tell you.

Our defenses were tested last night! Some zombies used einen toter Baumstamm to get into the town at the town gates. Result: 4 citizens dead. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

Caution! A murderer is hiding among us! We found † Goblino's body yesterday, who had been poisoned, probably with mercury (don't ask me how I found that out). Who is the murderer? Well I say that...

No one really seems to mourn the death of † Chrisbon and † Itras. They were probably not the most popular in town. We won't last long, I tell you.

Listen to this, † Keetlyn has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday. I'm just saying...

No investigation necessary: the blood in the street is † LichFax. It looks like that was who the zombies were really after...

We don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † z3man for some time.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Oh, before you go, yesterday, † Martyro finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

The pot-bellied pig which was christened Click by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

For your information: as of yesterday, † suspiria is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 190 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Likewise: we have no news of our 3 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

Breaking News: a dry spell in town (if you know what I mean). 2 citizens died from dehydration during the night... That was close.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to z3man, a sceptical citizen.

Dear citizens, water shortages are expensive, 2 citizens dried out properly in town yesterday. Or did they just "forget" to collect their ration? Better go and check.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 50 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Keetlyn provided some news which are maybe to be taken with a pinch of salt. Basically, according to them, gitspathe was seen sneaking around near the bank all day yesterday... What were they doing? Mysterious...

The ever-vigilant Azimuth informed us of the disappearance of 4 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss".