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Yesterday evening, 10 citizens did not reach their house in time. Caught up by the zombies during the attack, they had no chance. Some pieces were even found on the north wall. Some testimonies say that residents would have shouted "Run, Forrest, run!" before bursting into laughter and locking themselves in their house. We won't last long, I tell you.

Facts and figures: still no news from the 2 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Firestar, ironically. We won't last long, I tell you.

There was blood in the streets this morning belonging to last night's victims. The horde got past our walls. What an organisation...

Another topic: still no news from the 3 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Cleopatra, ironically.

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

Fun fact: 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

This morning, Eurynomos celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

† MasterZen's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

Whippet93 and JWreaper1812 were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Another topic: "You shouldn't go out", Cleopatra warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 3 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned... What an organisation...

This morning, Frank celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Funnily enough: we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † BananaHammock for some time.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

In other news: 2 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.

A fair amount of skulduggery by silphide, who was rummaging around in the bank yesterday... Take a look at the register...

"They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed chris dude this morning, talking about the 3 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours... What an organisation...