Gazette

This morning, Gritaim celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

A severe storm erupted last night in the North.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

Funny story, yesterday, † funkykawing finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

Major sandstorms hit in the North.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Another topic: our 2 infected citizens finally kicked the bucket during the night. "About time", commented Seouless.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-East.

Deuteronomy spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Facts and figures: i hope nobody has gotten too close to † SnarkyShaarky lately. They died during the night from a generalised infection. We all heard his screams of agony, let's be honest...

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the Southwest.

No investigation necessary: the blood in the street is † Artoria. It looks like that was who the zombies were really after...

A severe storm erupted last night in the Southeast.

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † Herby last night... However, nobody has explained why. StupidPotato commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

Breaking News: funny story, yesterday, † Toby finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration. Some say this, others say that...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

The labradoodle which was christened Murphy by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Fun fact: "They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Fleeples this morning, talking about the 3 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours... That was close.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

If you're wondering what the dangers are if you become infected, you should take a look at † DoYouDaWay's body. They died in their bed last night. Come on, believe me.

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

This morning, Herby wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." funkykawing would have explained.

Breaking News: we have no news of our 4 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

We must try to care for our sick and wounded. 2 citizens died from various infections yesterday. In a pinch, you could always hang the infected, that leaves fewer to treat.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Artoria, a sceptical citizen.

† Nyx has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday. Some say this, others say that...

I don't know what you think, but it looks to me like BigAngry filled the bank with useless crap yesterday.

Dear citizens, some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there...