Gazette

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

3 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † BigJob last night... However, nobody has explained why. G3NOCID commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

Dear citizens, the citizens clearly decided to leave † L0ma to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 580 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Still no news from † Gane, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

† Sushy was found stone dead in their house this morning. Only problem is... it wasn't a zombie that was responsible... So, who could have done this?

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

A sterling effort from † ShareCrow who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though ! Come on, believe me.

This morning, rishava wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Spii would have explained.

A little clarification on the mysterious message left by † karjoe: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 200 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

I meant to tell you, 3 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Water shortages are expensive, 5 citizens dried out properly in town yesterday. Or did they just "forget" to collect their ration? Better go and check.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

The community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 3 citizens in the desert last night. What an organisation...

Having perused the register, I feel obliged to inform you that L0ma is having fun with our hard-earned resources...

According to Kertules who was interviewed at the great wall this morning, the 3 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned.