Gazette
Jour | Le Cadavre Enchainé | Zombies | Défenses | Etat | Morts |
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11 | A night just like any other in hell. Our defenses repelled some of the attackers, but some others made it through on our weakly secured flank. 6 dead. |
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10 | It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 900 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses. |
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9 | Poor † milim_nava1, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic Pmurk mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner". |
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7 | Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † TORFIN last night... However, nobody has explained why. Lubo commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries". |
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5 | Some say that the death of † neosporimuyy was not down to luck... the only victim last night... Could someone among us have provoked their death? |
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4 | Everyone clearly chose to hide in their homes rather than help † JustJonnie, who was the only person to die in last night's attack. Community spirit - that's what we like to see... |
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3 | The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number... |
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2 | Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 60 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully. |
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1 | All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals Wonderercoool made at the bank. Judge for yourselves. |
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