Gazette

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 1640 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the South.

Yesterday evening, 3 citizens did not reach their house in time. Caught up by the zombies during the attack, they had no chance. Some pieces were even found on the north wall. Some testimonies say that residents would have shouted "Run, Forrest, run!" before bursting into laughter and locking themselves in their house.

For your information: † L0ma didn't last long in town. Hanged in the town square and stoned to death. No half-measures here! Isn't civilisation grand?

Yesterday evening, the whole East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in North.

A peaceful night in town. The 640 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

It is rumored that beinliu and simbary were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the Southwest.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Murphy. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Kyranian) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

For your information: it is rumored that Interitus and Parzival were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Sandstorms have been recorded near North-East.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 520 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Likewise: † alex9tails's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think? That's nonsense...

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Likewise: the citizens clearly decided to leave † karjoe to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

With around 130 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Importantly: still no news from † Wolf, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea. Come on, believe me.

We all remember the fun we had the day Kyranian christened the kitten who lived in the town, "Ernie"... I'm sorry to report that Ernie was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Kyranian would appreciate a short message of support.

I meant to tell you, 4 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Vartan. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Yabai) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

Check out how many times Frank was seen helping themselves from the bank like it was a free buffet. 21 times yesterday alone.

"They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Sinclair this morning, talking about the 3 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours...