Gazette

† ShareCrow, sole victim of last night's attack. Enjoy hell... it can't be much worse than here...

You should probably think about taking a quick look at † cream's body. The circumstances surrounding the death are somewhat curious... Hmm ? Murder ? Who said "murder" ?

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the Southeast.

Painjacquet spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Fun fact: † SnarkyShaarky's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

Yesterday evening, the whole South-East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 1400 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

As of yesterday, † Deuteronomy is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

A severe storm erupted last night in the South.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

No news from † EXIAN in the several hours prior to my writing this.

Major sandstorms hit in the South.

This morning, pancake11 wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." JWreaper1812 would have explained.

The citizens clearly decided to leave † funkykawing to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

Sandstorms have been recorded near North-East.

A peaceful night in town. The 620 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 620 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Let's highlight: i meant to tell you, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Alternatively: still no news from † Dr_Weirdoo, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

A peaceful night in town. The 140 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 120 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Dehydration took the lives of 2 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

We all remember the fun we had the day funkykawing christened the kitten who lived in the town, "Carwash"... I'm sorry to report that Carwash was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure funkykawing would appreciate a short message of support.

The 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals Fleeples made at the bank. Judge for yourselves.

Fun fact: the community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 7 citizens in the desert last night.