Gazette

A tidal wave of zombies crashed into our city last night! The citizens were devoured at their homes or dragged into the desert... Another night and we will not be here to talk about it.

Funny story, yesterday, † SebastianSteele finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

Great job last night, the shaman and the guide of the world beyond are both dead so today might get a little monotonous. Tonight there will be a new election from among the survivors.

saikorin spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

A little bit of gossip for the road: one of the 2500 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection... That's nonsense...

DesertEagle007 and TideHunter were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Dear citizens, funny story, yesterday, † Erokami finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

No news from † Chabolero in the several hours prior to my writing this. I'm just saying...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Syrianstar, a sceptical citizen.

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 930 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the northern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Gigantor. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Syrianstar) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

For your information: no news from † Derailios in the several hours prior to my writing this. Come on, believe me.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 660 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

The community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 2 citizens in the desert last night.

With around 350 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

† alex9tails hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday... Some say this, others say that...

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Let's highlight: you should probably think about taking a quick look at † Ellie's body. The circumstances surrounding the death are somewhat curious... Hmm ? Murder ? Who said "murder" ? That's nonsense...

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Listen to this, no sign of † MeusMoo in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

This morning, Syrianstar celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Alternatively: the danger continues to grow in the desert, as † Wapos found out to their cost. Don't go out alone anymore!

It seems Roland Deschain decided to dump all their random findings in our bank. It's quality we need here, not quantity, Roland Deschain...

A little bit of gossip for the road: some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there... What an organisation...