Gazette

We all remember the fun we had the day Freeman christened the toyger who lived in the town, "Ernie"... I'm sorry to report that Ernie was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Freeman would appreciate a short message of support.

Oh, before you go, yesterday, † Thecaretaker finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Christian. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Asgard) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Carwash, Asgard's alaskan malamute took advantage of the gates being left open to escape. Oh yeah, and we also lost some citizens. Close the door... does that mean anything to you?

"They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Pharaoh this morning, talking about the 6 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours...