Gazette

This morning, Cleopatra wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Blazix would have explained.

For your information: † Thedop's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

A severe storm erupted last night in the Southwest.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Facts and figures: a sterling effort from † Crypto22 who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the South.

† Gritaim ran out of luck last night. That aside, it was a tranquil night in town...

Heavy squalls swept through the entire South overnight.

We all remember the fun we had the day Snap christened the terrapin who lived in the town, "Toast"... I'm sorry to report that Toast was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Snap would appreciate a short message of support.

A little bit of gossip for the road: i meant to tell you, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... That was close.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in North-West.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Roland Deschain, a sceptical citizen.

For your information: "Goodbye, boring world...", † Day was probably thinking. Anyway, he did the zombie job and committed suicide.

Sandstorms have been recorded near North-West.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Let's highlight: it is rumored that Deans1000 and Blazix were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Check out how many times YeeYeeMaster69 was seen helping themselves from the bank like it was a free buffet. 88 times yesterday alone.

Alternatively: we'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 4 of them. Pfff...