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Furthermore, horde food shortage: 2000 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-West.

This morning, Matsuuu wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Schrödinger would have explained.

Funnily enough: † Pelotocino has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday. Well I say that...

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the North.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Luath. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Lawson) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Sandstorms have been recorded near North-West.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Trousers. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about FallMaiden) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the Southwest.

hiZENberg and Pelotocino were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Major sandstorms hit in the Northeast.

This morning, mowino celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

This night North-East was swept by strong winds.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 540 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

† Mergei was in agony for several hours before literally decomposing on the ground. An infection never shows mercy... Well I say that...

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in South.

Some citizens witnessed a strange event... It could be said that the zombies came exclusively for † Bulbamen last night. They carried the body all the way to the construction site before the dismembering began!

Yesterday evening, the whole South-West was the scene of several weather anomalies.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Funny story, yesterday, † Idroxyd finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

Major sandstorms hit in the Northeast.

The kitten which was christened Ernie by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

It is rumored that Tiagovsky and Joanne were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

A severe storm erupted last night in the Southwest.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 130 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the northern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

This night North was swept by strong winds.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 70 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

7 citizens forgot that without water, they wouldn't survive for long. More deaths by dehydration tomorrow? That was close.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-East.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Importantly: † saji3 has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in North-West.

Several objects suspiciously went "missing" from the bank yesterday. Witnesses report that it was down to Elmoticon, but others are talking about dogman.

Likewise: no sign of † phantastra in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...