Gazette

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

In other news: † karjoe's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think? Some say this, others say that...

This morning, Mayenx celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Facts and figures: it is rumored that karjoe and Crazyedd13 were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Everybody seems to be silently rejoicing following the death of † poochie691 last night... However, nobody has explained why. Spaceover commented: "their mother was hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries".

Fun fact: † itsmoongooses hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday... Come on, believe me.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Spaceover, a sceptical citizen.

Dear citizens, nobody seemed to notice † resevat's depression, which got too much for him and he chose to end it all rather than continue living with you...

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 320 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

We have no news of our 2 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.

A peaceful night in town. The 230 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Besides that: oh, before you go, yesterday, † Kira13 finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Good to know: forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the eastern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim. What an organisation...

The fat hamster which was christened Vartan by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Listen to this, a dry spell in town (if you know what I mean). 4 citizens died from dehydration during the night... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

Crazyedd13 and itsmoongooses were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

In other news: it is rumored that PROUTANDO and Coyote44 were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals JWreaper1812 made at the bank. Judge for yourselves.

† justmonika hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...