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With around 390 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

A sterling effort from † xqtude who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Besides that: nobody lifted a finger to help the 4 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Likewise: the ever-vigilant Pmurk informed us of the disappearance of 2 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss".

With around 90 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Fun fact: still no news from the 4 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Dragon1008, ironically. We won't last long, I tell you.

The toyger which was christened Murphy by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

For your information: we'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 2 of them.

Having perused the register, I feel obliged to inform you that Terkoiz is having fun with our hard-earned resources...

Abandoned in the desert, the 2 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return. We won't last long, I tell you.