Gazette

tomfi spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Fun fact: we'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 3 of them.

Satiago spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

A little bit of gossip for the road: we never thought we'd see the day : † Day killed themselves yesterday. They had been banging their head off walls and eating sand for days rather than drinking their ration of water...

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

For your information: the 4 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Besides that: the citizens clearly decided to leave † xqtude to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart... That's nonsense...

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Trousers. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Zid96) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

A little clarification on the mysterious message left by † Haro: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside... Some say this, others say that...

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Facts and figures: we have no news of our 2 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.

I don't know what you think, but it looks to me like Gritaim filled the bank with useless crap yesterday.

Good to know: the community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 2 citizens in the desert last night.