Gazette

A tidal wave of zombies crashed into our city last night! The citizens were devoured at their homes or dragged into the desert... Another night and we will not be here to talk about it. What an organisation...

For your information: good news! We can all say goodbye to † Crypto22 who decided to top himself yesterday.

Great job last night, the shaman and the guide of the world beyond are both dead so today might get a little monotonous. Tonight there will be a new election from among the survivors.

Also, we should move a little; our inability to build sufficient defenses claimed the lives of 5 citizens last night. As a reminder, the zombies were near 360 during this assault.

Abandoned in the desert, the 2 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return. What an organisation...

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Ernie. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Bonham) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Breaking News: 3 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 180 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Listen to this, i meant to tell you, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... We won't last long, I tell you.

Haro and BlaZe were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Likewise: some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there...

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

With around 80 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Good to know: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † mistaman21: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

If you take a look at the register, you'll see that raul has spent a considerable amount of time at the bank... Yeah - I said it!...

The 5 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.