Gazette

Nobody knows the reason for it, but it seems like † Deans1000 lost the plot last night. Several citizens report having seen them running around naked outside during the attack! One thing explains the other...

With around 1410 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Let's highlight: nobody lifted a finger to help the 2 citizens that were blocked outside last night. I hope you can sleep at night with their deaths on your conscience.

We all remember the fun we had the day Blazix christened the terrapin who lived in the town, "Carwash"... I'm sorry to report that Carwash was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Blazix would appreciate a short message of support.

A peaceful night in town. The 680 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Facts and figures: we'll never hear from † Danakill again, as he decided to escape the zombie hordes by committing suicide.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

It is rumored that Netto and majorzed were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 200 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

† JustJonnie hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday... Well I say that...

This morning, VedFancyRock wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Jule0298 would have explained.

The community starts to downsize slightly following the disappearance of 2 citizens in the desert last night. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

The danger continues to grow in the desert, as † Ako found out to their cost. Don't go out alone anymore!

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 40 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals JustJonnie made at the bank. Judge for yourselves.

We have no news of our 7 brave citizens who left yesterday for the World Beyond. I think we can slowly start looting their houses.